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The Explainables

11/10/13 by Klobb17
Updated 11/13/13

Taking a brief break from all that stupid cute shit to show you something a little more awesome. Namely this silly edit of Jamie Hyneman's face over Jason Statham's character from The Expendables that I made. Why? Because while losing myself to the depths that is imgur, I found Neil deGrasse Tyson as Terry Crews' character. Soon after that, Bill Nye appeared as well. So naturally, in an effort to expand what has been dubbed as "The Explainables" on there, I did Jamie Hyneman. I dunno if anyone else plans on doing other The Explainables pics, but if they don't, I'll try it with Carl Sagan, Bob Ross, Fred "Mr." Rogers, Adam Savage, maybe Nikola Tesla.

Some men just want to watch the world learn.

Update: Here's the Mr. Rogers one I made.

The Explainables


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KillerSkullKillerSkull

11/25/13

C'mon, there's no way "make believe" was a real place.

11/25/13 Klobb17 responds:

HERESY! *BLAM*


KillerSkullKillerSkull

11/25/13

So a fifty year old man who drops acid and invites children into his home with the promise of "pretend land" (a hallucination caused by his drug abuse) wants to watch the world learn?

11/25/13 Klobb17 responds:

I KNOW you're not speaking heresy about Mr. Rogers, boy. Shit like that will get you banned from commenting on my newsposts.


KillerSkullKillerSkull

11/25/13

If Mr. Rogers gets to be in the Explainables then why can't Dr. House?

11/25/13 Klobb17 responds:

Because Dr. House doesn't want to watch the world learn.


KillerSkullKillerSkull

11/25/13

EDGING LIKE A MAD CUNT!

11/25/13 Klobb17 responds:

I don't geddit.


KillerSkullKillerSkull

11/24/13

Dr. House > The Explainables

SMOKE COAL EV REE DAY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnAMDg7IVWs

11/25/13 Klobb17 responds:

I still do not understand what a fictional character has to do with The Explainables.

Also, I've seen that very video like a year ago. Step up your game, son!


KillerSkullKillerSkull

11/23/13

Dr, House > Sherlock Holmes

11/24/13 Klobb17 responds:

I don't know what that has to do with anything.


KillerSkullKillerSkull

11/21/13

Hey they must have changed like how Dominoes did! Because I swear that six years ago, both tasted like crap!

11/21/13 Klobb17 responds:

Oddly enough, Dominoes is one of my least eaten brands of pizza. Not that I don't like them, just that no one I know ever orders from them.


ShadeShade

11/21/13

When are we gonna see Bob Ross?

11/21/13 Klobb17 responds:

Sooooooooooon....


That's actually pretty awesome. Totally suits him.

Kudos.

11/21/13 Klobb17 responds:

Apparently "spec-ops" is actually somewhere on Jamie's resume.

Also, whoayouonmynewspostwhatisthis etc.


KillerSkullKillerSkull

11/17/13

So I had Pizza Hut today *grumble* it was actually pretty good. *grumble grumble*

11/21/13 Klobb17 responds:

*sniffs for a slightly extended amount of time*
Smell that? That's the smell of... victory. For Klobb.
A Klobbtory... Yesssss.....


kisamekisame

11/17/13

You best watch dem words, Killerskull.

11/21/13 Klobb17 responds:

Ohh I bet he watches "tosser" and "bust" and "look" every night, heheheh.


NatickNatick

11/16/13

i've met adam savage irl, really nice tosser

11/21/13 Klobb17 responds:

One of these days I'll meet someone famous...

Knowing my luck, it'll be Mel Gibson.


KillerSkullKillerSkull

11/15/13

Also, the guys from mythbusters look like tossers.

11/15/13 Klobb17 responds:

Whoaaa, watch out, being all edgy using a word like "tosser".


ThedarkThedark

11/15/13

I am sorry of the incident Klobb. I hope it turns up for the good. My life turned upside down. But as i said in my newspost i am not feeling comfortable of talking about it in public. Glad to see you are ok ;)

11/21/13 Klobb17 responds:

Ehh, shit happens. If you feel like you wanna talk to me about whatever's happening with your life, you can message me about it.


SubparTonySubparTony

11/15/13

To be honest, I dislike how much Mythbusters like to shove explosions in their experiments & tests and at that people call this science?

11/15/13 Klobb17 responds:

To be honest, I don't know anyone who calls it science. To me, it's just a good old fashioned explosive good time.


WavepadWavepad

11/14/13

I remember this.

I was Billy the Kid and I got stabbed in the heart.

11/14/13 Klobb17 responds:

By Jean-Claude Van Damme, no less. Some people would kill for a death like that (as silly as that sounds).


SubparTonySubparTony

11/14/13

Tbh Jamie Hyneman would be a terrible explainable, because 90% of the film he would suggest to blow up stuff and call it science.
SHOTS FIRED AGAIN

11/14/13 Klobb17 responds:

>implying that's a bad thing

Bitch, this is a parody of The Expendables, he would fit right in.


KillerSkullKillerSkull

11/14/13

Llamas have funny names.


NorNor

11/14/13

Lets do it ks

Also nice photoshop didnt see that lol


KillerSkullKillerSkull

11/13/13

*sniff* OIt'sokay, we didn't want to be your contacts anyway! *sniff*

C'mon Nor, let's make our own super cool skype group *cries*

11/14/13 Klobb17 responds:

Drama llama.


NorNor

11/13/13

HEY, im up for sexy sessions

I dont use skype as much as I used to...

did you delete me? ;3

11/13/13 Klobb17 responds:

You tell me. You're apparently online all the time, albeit 'Away'.


KillerSkullKillerSkull

11/13/13

That hurts....what if I want to have a webcam chat/sexy session? :((((

11/13/13 Klobb17 responds:

I would have to point you to the next gentleman.

Who just oh-so-happens to be @Nor


KillerSkullKillerSkull

11/13/13

You didn't delete me off Skype, did you slut? Not that it matters, because I determined that steam is better for annoying you.

Also, I'm a puppy!

11/13/13 Klobb17 responds:

I did delete you. Your bitchass was never on there, so I removed you during a purging of my contact list.


ThedarkThedark

11/13/13

I rarely log into Skype anymore Klobb :). Care to inform me about these things that happened ? ^_^.

11/13/13 Klobb17 responds:

Like I said, most of it is boring, so I'll just give you the cliffnotes:
Colored/edited a buttfuckton of shit that a friend of mine draws. Most of it you can find in previous newsposts, as well as my very user icon.
Wrote a moderate amount of stuff involving characters of mine. Mostly backstory crap.
More-or-less moved in with my grandma/cousin after an incident between my stepdad and myself. He did something he really, really, REALLY should not have.

That's the juicy stuff. How about you? How've you been?


ThedarkThedark

11/13/13

Nice user photo Klobb. How is going brother? :D

11/13/13 Klobb17 responds:

Been better, been worse. Lotta shit has happened since you disappeared from the face of the Earth. Most of it boring, honestly.

You still use Skype? I deleted you off of it after purging my contact list of people I don't talk to anymore.


ShadeShade

11/13/13

If you do end up doing Mr. Rogers put him on Dolph Lundgren's body.

11/13/13 Klobb17 responds:

Too late, he's on Chuckiepoo's bod. Bob Ross and his majestic fro and go viking.


SubparTonySubparTony

11/13/13

But Mr Rogers would insist violence is not the only way...

11/13/13 Klobb17 responds:

"Violence isn't the only way, friend. But boy howdy is it fun."
-Fred "Mr. Muthafuckin" Rogers

He'd be like the Chuck Norris of the Explainables.


KillerSkullKillerSkull

11/13/13

My butt is not a slut!

11/13/13 Klobb17 responds:

YOUR BUTT IS THE SLUTTIEST OF BUTTS ALL AROUND. IT'S PRACTICALLY DROOLING!


ShadeShade

11/12/13

Do Mr. Rogers.

DOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

11/13/13 Klobb17 responds:

IT IS BEING CONSIDERED HEAVILY


KillerSkullKillerSkull

11/11/13

Bill Nye would be the best one obviously.

11/11/13 Klobb17 responds:

He has some stiff competition, sooooo probably not lul