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I'd tap that.

YEAH KILLERSKULL, POUND THAT PUSSY!

Today we become the league of super persons. My super power is the power of awesome and my name will be Iceman. You get to pick your power but your name will be Mr. Fizzlepants.

Well that's not fair. If I can't choose my name, you shouldn't either.
Tell you what: you go by Sunny Muffins and then we'll be square.

As for my power: time control.

You got interviewed?You are officially in the list of the cool guys.

Yup. I didn't have as many questions as some others though, so it won't be anything too stellar I think. Still, look out for it in a few weeks.

The city of elders determined that your name shall be Mr. Fizzlepants. But I do think you can petition for a different name. But beware, the Elders don't like those young ones and their rebellious ways so they may not be willing to change your name.

Yeah? I'll just gross them out with the above video until they decide to change my name to "The Klobbinator"

And if that happens, my super power will be super bashing strength instead, as well as the ability to ignore pain (much like the gentleman in the above video).

That's nothing, I do that stuff every day.

Know what you also do everyday?

That's nothing, I do that stuff every day.

Double-post.

That's how I heal myself too when I don't have enough mana to cast a healing spell.

People really underestimate the healing factor of yanking your tooth out.

I heal sexually.

You participate in hot Black Mage on White Mage action, I presume?

No, it's more like a date with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters if you catch my drift.

You mean Rosy Palms and her five sisters?
That's nasty, mang. That hoe gots STDs.

No, Rosy got married and had five daughters. And I got in bed with all six of them. U jelly?

No.

BRO-KNEES!

YEAH, THIS BRO KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. CALL OF DUTY ALL DAY, CHUGGING KEGS ALL NIGHT, FUCKING HOES ALL THE TIME.