GOTT WEISS ICH WILL KEIN ENGEL SEIN! Why did it not let me type that! Verdamt!
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*fires arrow at you but completely misses because I am stupid*
DAMMIT.
*Does a patronizing dance*
*draws another arrow*
Time to AIM before shooting...
*puts apple on head*
*shoots another arrow, this time hitting you in the shin*
I don't know if I missed or not, but I'll take it.
BOOOO!
Oh walk it off!
So I know this ginger at school. That means you two are related right? All gingers are related.
Because you're my friend, I'm just gonna ignore that and not stick your head on a pike.
This time.
Why are you trying to be rambo with that arrow and don't kill that motherfucker with a nice and practical glock?
Jason Brody, actually. Anyway, a bow and arrow is silent, doesn't jam, easy to make more ammo for if you know how (even make special ammo, if you know what I mean), requires very little maintenance, and most of all, is just plain cool.
Jason Brody(as far as I know) required his precise and accurate aiming with the bow out of his ass.
Also, although it is a lot cooler than a normal pistol with silencer, it takes ages to reload(take an arrow, pull the arrow back) and it wouldn't be effective on combat. The user still gets bonus cool points+exp though.
Ages to reload? Now that's a load of crap, bro.
Also, Jason was able to do all of his stuff thanks to a magical tattoo. Funny thing is, I'm not even joking.
Whatever, they are slow as hell and bows BLOWS(Grammatically wrong ,unfunny, but I wanted to post that pun so bad).
Not bad, but can you STRING it together with more puns? I'm QUIVERing in anticipation to see what else you can do.
You know what,this time you truly amazed me. Only an arrow to the knee joke can take away all that respect I have for you right now.
PS: Don't you even dare...
Nah, I won't. The other pun wizards would kill me if I drew it that far.
regnig.
SAYING "GINGER" BACKWARDS DOES NOT SEND ME BACK TO MY OWN DIMENSION, YOU FOOL.
Draw me some Kiba yaoi!
NO!
If youve seen my blog posts recently it is needless to say its been a bad new year.
No kidding. Although to be fair, this news post is 2 weeks old. I've just haven't gotten around to thinking of a different topic yet.
!ioay abiK emos em warD
!ON
Today I watched Django Unchained. Ya know something, it was great. I would have probably enjoyed it a lot more if I didn't miss some points because of my annoying friends. Anyway, go watch it. An exceptional element of the movie was the hip-hop/rap(goddammit I will never learn how to tell the difference between those two) tracks at some scenes. Tarantino managed to make the movie a western,but an unique one. Also, too much of N word.
Haven't seen it yet, but I would like to. I feel you on the "annoying friends talking during a movie" part.
KillerSkull
Erst wenn die Wolken schlafengehn
kann man uns am Himmel sehn
wir haben Angst und sind allein
Gott ich will kein Engel sein
Klobb17
*pulls arrow back*