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You look a bit like this guy: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5xU8Pff7Cw4/TIng6uXpk2I/AAAAAAAACNs/afQ1lVVcbEE/s1600/07010806.jpg (you'll the one) except younger and not British.

you'll *know the one
gdi me

I also look like Seth Green, and some wrestler guy named Sheamus.

Man I suck at concerts in BL. I barely win, whenever I do. Any advices?

Big ass wall of text below. Got into it.

Be smart with your troops; have them work together. You can't just win by setting a waypoint from your base and sending out Headbangers one after another as they spawn. Keep your army varied. Headbangers here, Razor Girls there, Killmaster on his healing bike always. If you're going after more than one target, breaking up your force is okay, but always keep the scattered troops in check and aid them when necessary.

Stay with your army, and double team with them. The double team abilities can be very effective when used properly. A Headbanger moshpit will fuck up smaller enemies pretty good and keep them from fighting back, for example. Not to mention you can make them stronger with your solos, as well as aid them. A Battle Cry to make your guys stronger followed by a Face Melter to thin out the enemy works rather well.

Fuck up the enemy support units. Your army won't win as fast if the enemy's healer is dicking about towards the rear. If you have a Razor Girl, you can double team with her and take them out from a distance. Otherwise, nothing your trusty axe and guitar can't fix. Sometimes the support unit might be too big to tackle alone, however, so you'll want your own larger units to give you a hand. Bouncers are just as good at anti-vehicle as they are at anti-infantry, not to mention your own larger vehicles can do some damage.

FLY, YOU FOOL! No really, flying gives you a huuuuuge advantage in guiding your troops around on the battlefield, as well as simply observing it. A quick flyabout, setting down a light marker, and ordering your troops there can be a lot quicker than simply leading them around personally, and it's great for multitasking if you select individual units to go do something while the rest of the army does their own thing. Plus it helps keep your army and base check, seeing as how it's like the fastest way to move around.

Fans are a must. Without them, you can't do much of anything. Secure the fan geysers as fast as possible, and defend them if they ever come under attack. While I don't usually leave units behind to defend a geyser in story mode, it's still a smart tactic to do. If I do, it's usually one squad of Headbangers and Razor Girls together, although as the enemy grows in power, beefing up your defensive units with other dudes might be a good idea.

What is BL and what kind of music do they play at their concerts?

Brutal Legend, and both kinds of music: heavy metal, and rock n' roll.
It's a game by the way.

I know, but Brutal Legend always seemed like a lamer Guitar Hero to me. Then I realized Guitar Hero was kinda lame.

Surely you must be trolling. Aside from music, Brutal Legend and Guitar Hero have nothing in common.
Hell, playing the solos in the game resembles Ocarina of Time more than anything else.

Yeah, I figured out I was wrong after I had played it, but then remembered how much Jack Black sucks and decided not to play it again. Now the Tony Hawk game son the other hand.....

That's an asinine reason to not play a game.

I didn't like it as much as others? Grant it, when it came out I only had an opportunity to play it once or twice, I almost bought it once but I spent my money on another game, I can't remember which. I think it was a Ratchet & Clank game.

Still, not playing a game just because you may not like a voice actor for whatever ridiculous reason is dumb.

Does the idea of piloting an F-22 make you moist?

Not as moist as an Su-47, but yes, it gets my loins rather humid just thinking about it.

What can I say, Jack Black is just that bad.

F/A-18 > F-22 > Su-47

Again with the heresy talk, I see.

Am I going to become the Arbiter or something like that? I didn't follow the Halo storyline.

Doubt it. Arbiter wasn't a heretic from the start, just a failure.

Oh, I miss Carmen Sandiego.

Oh man, you overrate me<333

Referring to the BBS awards, I assume?