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The Explainables

Posted by Klobb17 - November 10th, 2013

Taking a brief break from all that stupid cute shit to show you something a little more awesome. Namely this silly edit of Jamie Hyneman's face over Jason Statham's character from The Expendables that I made. Why? Because while losing myself to the depths that is imgur, I found Neil deGrasse Tyson as Terry Crews' character. Soon after that, Bill Nye appeared as well. So naturally, in an effort to expand what has been dubbed as "The Explainables" on there, I did Jamie Hyneman. I dunno if anyone else plans on doing other The Explainables pics, but if they don't, I'll try it with Carl Sagan, Bob Ross, Fred "Mr." Rogers, Adam Savage, maybe Nikola Tesla.

Some men just want to watch the world learn.

Update: Here's the Mr. Rogers one I made.

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KillerSkull 2013-11-11 18:51:30

Bill Nye would be the best one obviously.

Klobb17 2013-11-11 18:51:30

He has some stiff competition, sooooo probably not lul

KillerSkull 2013-11-13 00:02:56

My butt is not a slut!

Klobb17 2013-11-13 00:02:56

YOUR BUTT IS THE SLUTTIEST OF BUTTS ALL AROUND. IT'S PRACTICALLY DROOLING!

SubparTony 2013-11-13 12:26:45

But Mr Rogers would insist violence is not the only way...

Klobb17 2013-11-13 12:26:45

"Violence isn't the only way, friend. But boy howdy is it fun."
-Fred "Mr. Muthafuckin" Rogers

He'd be like the Chuck Norris of the Explainables.

Thedark 2013-11-13 14:53:56

Nice user photo Klobb. How is going brother? :D

Klobb17 2013-11-13 14:53:56

Been better, been worse. Lotta shit has happened since you disappeared from the face of the Earth. Most of it boring, honestly.

You still use Skype? I deleted you off of it after purging my contact list of people I don't talk to anymore.

Thedark 2013-11-13 15:16:06

I rarely log into Skype anymore Klobb :). Care to inform me about these things that happened ? ^_^.

Klobb17 2013-11-13 15:16:06

Like I said, most of it is boring, so I'll just give you the cliffnotes:
Colored/edited a buttfuckton of shit that a friend of mine draws. Most of it you can find in previous newsposts, as well as my very user icon.
Wrote a moderate amount of stuff involving characters of mine. Mostly backstory crap.
More-or-less moved in with my grandma/cousin after an incident between my stepdad and myself. He did something he really, really, REALLY should not have.

That's the juicy stuff. How about you? How've you been?

KillerSkull 2013-11-13 21:09:16

You didn't delete me off Skype, did you slut? Not that it matters, because I determined that steam is better for annoying you.

Also, I'm a puppy!

Klobb17 2013-11-13 21:09:16

I did delete you. Your bitchass was never on there, so I removed you during a purging of my contact list.

KillerSkull 2013-11-13 21:44:59

That hurts....what if I want to have a webcam chat/sexy session? :((((

Klobb17 2013-11-13 21:44:59

I would have to point you to the next gentleman.

Who just oh-so-happens to be @Nor

Nor 2013-11-13 22:50:30

HEY, im up for sexy sessions

I dont use skype as much as I used to...

did you delete me? ;3

Klobb17 2013-11-13 22:50:30

You tell me. You're apparently online all the time, albeit 'Away'.

KillerSkull 2013-11-13 23:50:44

*sniff* OIt'sokay, we didn't want to be your contacts anyway! *sniff*

C'mon Nor, let's make our own super cool skype group *cries*

Klobb17 2013-11-13 23:50:44

Drama llama.

Nor 2013-11-14 00:06:01

Lets do it ks

Also nice photoshop didnt see that lol

KillerSkull 2013-11-14 14:15:35

Llamas have funny names.

SubparTony 2013-11-14 18:56:14

Tbh Jamie Hyneman would be a terrible explainable, because 90% of the film he would suggest to blow up stuff and call it science.
SHOTS FIRED AGAIN

Klobb17 2013-11-14 18:56:14

>implying that's a bad thing

Bitch, this is a parody of The Expendables, he would fit right in.

Wavepad 2013-11-14 20:30:51

I remember this.

I was Billy the Kid and I got stabbed in the heart.

Klobb17 2013-11-14 20:30:51

By Jean-Claude Van Damme, no less. Some people would kill for a death like that (as silly as that sounds).

SubparTony 2013-11-15 13:03:26

To be honest, I dislike how much Mythbusters like to shove explosions in their experiments & tests and at that people call this science?

Klobb17 2013-11-15 13:03:26

To be honest, I don't know anyone who calls it science. To me, it's just a good old fashioned explosive good time.

Thedark 2013-11-15 16:22:38

I am sorry of the incident Klobb. I hope it turns up for the good. My life turned upside down. But as i said in my newspost i am not feeling comfortable of talking about it in public. Glad to see you are ok ;)

Klobb17 2013-11-15 16:22:38

Ehh, shit happens. If you feel like you wanna talk to me about whatever's happening with your life, you can message me about it.

KillerSkull 2013-11-15 17:22:03

Also, the guys from mythbusters look like tossers.

Klobb17 2013-11-15 17:22:03

Whoaaa, watch out, being all edgy using a word like "tosser".

Natick 2013-11-16 14:21:35

i've met adam savage irl, really nice tosser

Klobb17 2013-11-16 14:21:35

One of these days I'll meet someone famous...

Knowing my luck, it'll be Mel Gibson.

kisame 2013-11-17 15:46:29

You best watch dem words, Killerskull.

Klobb17 2013-11-17 15:46:29

Ohh I bet he watches "tosser" and "bust" and "look" every night, heheheh.

KillerSkull 2013-11-17 22:30:48

So I had Pizza Hut today *grumble* it was actually pretty good. *grumble grumble*

Klobb17 2013-11-17 22:30:48

*sniffs for a slightly extended amount of time*
Smell that? That's the smell of... victory. For Klobb.
A Klobbtory... Yesssss.....

Back-From-Purgatory 2013-11-20 01:19:13

That's actually pretty awesome. Totally suits him.

Kudos.

Klobb17 2013-11-20 01:19:13

Apparently "spec-ops" is actually somewhere on Jamie's resume.

Also, whoayouonmynewspostwhatisthis etc.

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