OH SHIT SON, I WEAR GLASSES NOW

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OH SHIT SON, I WEAR GLASSES NOW

Posted by Klobb17 - February 26th, 2014

By not exactly popular demand, here is a pic of me in my new glasses. Pardon the potato quality of my laptop webcam. Also I absolutely suck at making normal faces, so instead I resort to making silly looking ones.

I know, I look like a total fagola with them on.

Now, for those who don't know, I have some shit vision. Lazy eye, near sighted, lovely stuff. On one hand, it lets me do some cool tricks with my eyes by cocking them in and out of place to freak people out. On the other, can't see shit because it's double/blurry (never mind the loss of depth perception if I close one eye for clear sight), thus, glasses. Although to be quite honest, at 22 years old, I'm not sure if wearing these will do me a whole lot of good. But hey, I can focus my eyes into place and my vision isn't blurred like Japanese porn anymore, so I have that going. Things are still kinda double vision due to my lazy eye being a betafag and not lifting, but eh, apparently in due time, it'll get used to it.

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SubparTony 2014-02-27 10:55:45

It's not a lazy eye. Maybe the other eye is overly motivated XD
Also, nothing like Com. Gordon. Gordon Freeman on other hand though...

Klobb17 2014-02-27 10:55:45

You know who made a joke like that as well?
Ben Bailey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r--ROIljv0Y

Shit, I bet if I shaved my head, I would look like Walter White from Breaking Bad.

SubparTony 2014-02-27 14:16:34

Well, duuuh, I've seen the video because you have posted it.
Also, I'm quite close into closing the gap between the upper lip area and the chin. The I will make it a van dyke or a goatee.

Klobb17 2014-02-27 14:16:34 (Updated 2014-02-27 14:23:44)

You should watch it again.
It's advanced humor for elite people.

One thing I hate about my facial hair is it lacks symmetry. One side is just about in the goatee area, connecting the lip and chin, while the other has like a centimeter of bare skin still. Not to mention whatever the hell my actual beard is attempting, by being more like Wolverine style chops than anything else.

KillerSkull 2014-02-27 21:08:05

Those are cool glasses. Now we need a glasses themed nickname for you.

Klobb17 2014-02-27 21:08:05

Any good ones I can think of are already taken.

SubparTony 2014-03-02 14:07:32

@KillerSkull
Goldfish is the most accurate nickname I can think of.
Also, watched Warriors. Good one.

Klobb17 2014-03-02 14:07:32

Now play the game!

KillerSkull 2014-03-03 15:53:54

I was thinking we could call him "lenses" or "magnify." I suck at this.

Klobb17 2014-03-03 15:53:54

I used to be called Deadeye in my freshmen year of highschool because of my lazy eye, if that helps.
Granted, that was by one person, but still, I liked it.

Technox17 2014-03-03 16:03:23

only the cool kids get to wear glasses bro!

Klobb17 2014-03-03 16:03:23

I have an identical pair that are also sunglasses, so I can pull off the "deal with it" look at least.

SubparTony 2014-03-03 18:33:48

LA Confidential. Awesome film right there.

Klobb17 2014-03-03 18:33:48

I recently saw No Country For Old Men for the first time.
Holy fuck I love that shit.

Also, you familiar with Key & Peele? I imagine their valet skits (where they discuss movies/freak out over movies) to pretty much be us. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2EikOsQmtk

KillerSkull 2014-03-03 21:29:32

I just saw "There Will Be Blood." I finally got to see the famous "milkshake"scene.

Klobb17 2014-03-03 21:29:32

That is a movie I have heard about but have yet to actually see.

SubparTony 2014-03-04 17:43:30

I've heard Javier Bardem was really good at this one and from what I've seen his performance only makes the movie worth seeing. I want to watch it too.
Movies I intent to watch in the near future:
They Live
Equilibrium
The Usual Suspects

But let's focus on the fact LA Confidential is an underrated movie, most people haven't even heard of it, and you should definitely watch it.

Klobb17 2014-03-04 17:43:30

That's an understatement, man. Javier Bardem killed it in this movie. His character is now up there in my list of favorite antagonists.
They Live is entertaining, and Equilibrium, from what I remember, is cool as hell. Haven't seen the third one.

I'll get around to it at some point, I promise. Meanwhile, now that you've seen The Warriors, you may be interested in The Wanderers. It's not as comic book universey as The Warriors, but it's still a good watch with a similar concept.

KillerSkull 2014-03-05 16:04:11

Ryan: "Gavin, what color car do you want?" Gavin: "X"
Michael: "Gavin, what color car should we pick?" Gavin: "H"
Michael: "Which way do I turn?!" Gavin: "G"

Klobb17 2014-03-05 16:04:11

Back to posting Achievement Hunter quotes, are we?

KillerSkull 2014-03-05 19:18:54

Nah.

Klobb17 2014-03-05 19:18:54

It's not polite to lie.

KillerSkull 2014-03-05 22:44:10

I just thought it would be interesting to buy a car with him.

Klobb17 2014-03-05 22:44:10

Doing anything with Gavin is bound to be interesting.

Nor 2014-03-06 23:58:26

Wow when did tony change his name?

Also nice glasses m8 (i know im late as hell)

Klobb17 2014-03-06 23:58:26

When you were dicking about on some other forum, dingus. Duh.

Thanks, m8.

SubparTony 2014-03-08 08:50:06

Friends want to drag me with them to watch 300 rise of an empire. I guess no going out for me this Saturday...

Klobb17 2014-03-08 08:50:06

You don't wanna watch that? I thought those movies are like documentaries for you guys over there :P

SubparTony 2014-03-08 14:42:09

We generally laugh at their effort to display the history but with adding cheesy parts that sell.
Or at least that's just me. I take it as something lighter than your Vampire Hunter Lincoln.

Klobb17 2014-03-08 14:42:09

To be honest, they probably downplayed Abe Lincoln being a badass anyway. Surely he hunted more than vampires.

He probably hunted whales too.

Like, space whales.

In space.

KillerSkull 2014-03-10 14:34:15

Nor is cheating on the BBS?

Klobb17 2014-03-10 14:34:15

Yup.

SubparTony 2014-03-12 17:25:31

Keyser Söze, 'nuff said.

SubparTony 2014-04-03 08:32:28

Where is it you?

Klobb17 2014-04-03 08:32:28

Que?

KillerSkull 2014-04-06 13:18:34

How about those Blues?

Klobb17 2014-04-06 13:18:34

I dunno, how about them?

KillerSkull 2014-04-12 12:58:16

You guys were top of the West, but now you're choking as the playoffs near. Also, this music video will change your life:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcWNepO_r44

OH SHIT SON, I WEAR GLASSES NOW

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